Wine For People Who Do Not Think

Clear medium ruby with pink edges.  Mild, barely-interesting Dr. Pepper boring nose with little else.  Decanted to open it up which was a mistake.  It devolves into bland, raw-chicken with absolutely NOTHING else going on.  Smooth, *yawn* nothingness which has become the trademark of so many Napa Valley cabs recently.  This is a claret–in the pure, classic sense of the word.  A eensy-weensy minerality curls in at the lower edges and then everything fades off into a barely-tickling parakeet-nibble of a tannic finish.  Just complete vin ordinaire for ever and ever.  This would be perfect for the holiday dinner where everyone is pouring 3/4 glasses and just *drinking*.  Nothing even remotely interesting about this bottle.  No serious flaws, just thin and boring.  Thin, but still shockingly fat.  I would be PISSED if I paid the $45 list for this.  And seriously:  Google Paul Maroon and everything gets really impressive really fast.  Even this label states “Produced and bottled by” so there’s an extra 10 points.  But am so glad I paid 19$ for it.  It is barely worth that.  Not because it is a BAD wine–it really is not a dreadful wine–just because it doesn’t have even one even REMOTELY interesting thing going on in it.  Limp, lifeless red liquid.

2012 MAROON Cabernet Sauvignon Barrel Select Napa Valley 13.8

http://www.maroonwines.com

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