Smells like bathwater, dried cum and buttered cow poop.
Tastes like a salty flat tire on fire.
Was that haiku? Close enough?
I mean–I LOVE funky pinot and Anderson Valley makes my knees weak but this is pinot for people who have no clue what Pinot tastes like and probably drink wagner. Please make this get out of my glass.
2013 CHAMPS DE REVES Pinot Noir Anderson Alley Mendocino 14.5